1. A tanning booth tan
2. Black lace thong panties
3. A huge tramp stamp
And yet you are too modest to take off your bra in front of me and must go through the French "Change out of the clothes and into the bikini under the towel" routine?*
As if I have never seen breasts before.
As if you have never shown them before.
* OK, really, the "Put the sports bra on first and then remove the black lace bra" routine.