Monday, December 21, 2009

Marriage 201, Lecture 34: I married him for his money

Me: Oh no! I made an apostrophe mistake* [in my blog].

SH [on the phone with me - he is in the Dallas airport reading my blog as we are speaking]: Where?

Me: Fixed it. Too late. You can't see it.

SH: Nope. I'm still on the page. I see it. Ha! I won't be able to stay married to you now. [SH is more of a language snob than I. He proofs casual emails and never abbreviates. Ever. I am lazy and write things like "w/out" and "thx" in my notes to him and my mom. Not SH. He writes everything properly. Ask him the time and he'll build you a watch.]

Me: Yeah, I suppose not.

SH: That'll make my parents happy. They can't understand why I married you in the first place.

Me: Tell them I'm good in bed.

* My second (at least) - Lindy pointed out in the comments that I have been writing "Menard's" all this time and it's actually "Menards." Whoops!


Gary said...

Where does SH get that????

Anonymous said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

Class factotum said...

Thank you, Anon! That's very sweet!