SH: I don't care what you say, Shirley is my favorite.
Me: Yeah. About that. You like those crazy women, don't you?
SH: I like the bad girls, yeah.
Me: So why on earth are you married to me?
SH: Because the bad girls don't make good partners.
Me: So what -- you're just with me because I'm a good cook and financially responsible?
SH: Yes, but you're just as [talented in certain ways that are important to marital intimacy] as the bad girls are.