SH: We're having that chicken for supper tonight. And the [roasted] onions?
Me: And the mushroom soup.
Lettuce in my garden this summer.
SH: What about something green?
Me: The onions count as something green.
SH: No they don't.
Me: Yes they do.
SH: No. They don't.
Me: Fine. I'll get some salad stuff.
SH: Just not iceburg lettuce. I'm a lettuce snob.
Me: You're every kind of snob.