Marriage 201, Lecture 490: Foodie

SH: We're having that chicken for supper tonight. And the [roasted] onions?

Me: And the mushroom soup.

Lettuce in my garden this summer.

SH: What about something green?

Me: The onions count as something green.

SH: No they don't.

Me: Yes they do.

SH: No. They don't.

Me: Fine. I'll get some salad stuff.

SH: Just not iceburg lettuce. I'm a lettuce snob.

Me: You're every kind of snob.