Monday, January 25, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 22: The fine print

Me: If I had known you were a whiny, burping, farting guy with bitter, angry, birkenstock-wearing, liberal, Mother Jones subscribing parents who would hate me, I might not have dated and married you.

SH: Hey! Mother Jones is a good magazine!

3 comments:

TosaGuy said...

is he morning the death of Howard Zinn?

TosaGuy said...

that's mourning.....

Class factotum said...

No. He's not like that. I never would have married him.