SH: Didn't you wash my other jeans yesterday when you did laundry?
Me: I thought you put only one pair in the wash, but I didn't do all the darks, so they might still be there. But I don't think you put two pair in.
More Garden of the Gods.
SH: I put in two pair.
Me: No you didn't.
SH: Yes I did.
SH: I want to wear those tonight when I go out. They're already dirty. [Goes to the basement and returns.]
Me: Where are the jeans? I told you there was only one pair.
SH: They're there.
Me: Then why didn't you bring them up?
SH: I forgot. I got some potato chips* instead.
* Because of course we keep our potato chips in the basement. Doesn't everyone?