Friday, January 08, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 32: For better or for packaging

SH: Oh no! This is all wrong!

Me: No it's not.


SH: You taped across! Everybody tapes the long way. This is all wrong!

Me: No it's not. It's sealed.

SH: And you only taped about an inch over the side!

Me: So what?

SH: And look! You can lift the ends! What if stuff falls out?

Me: There's nothing to fall out.

SH: Everybody tapes the other way.

Me: No they don't.

SH: People who wrap boxes do.

Me: I have shipped plenty of boxes.*

SH [taping madly]: And the label! The label is all wrong! You didn't even close the label.

Me: I didn't know if the UPS guy would need to do something.

SH [exasperated sigh]: No! You're supposed to seal it.

Me: Whatever.


* Not to mention I WORKED FOR A BOX COMPANY FOR NINE YEARS.

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