H: What should we have [on Saturday when our friends come for supper]?
Me: Definitely cream cheese stuffed bacon wrapped jalapenos.*
Not bacon. Part of the seafood meal we had in Essouairia. Essouiara. Morocco.
SH: But what about the bacon?
Me: I'll pick some up.
SH: Wait. Here's some in the freezer. But it's the Good Bacon. Should we use it?
Me: Why not? Rob and Lenore are Good Bacon worthy.
SH: But there are children involved.
Me: You know, their kids are not junk eaters.** They actually appreciate good food.
SH: You're right. I think their kids are Good Bacon worthy.
* No Gary. I am not using your name for them. It's dumb.
** You know what I mean. I would not waste the Good Bacon on kids who insist on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese or McDonald's. Rob and Lenore's kids have always eaten what their mom and dad eat. They are not fussy eaters. They have not turned their mother into a short-order cook. They are adventurous eaters. And they like good food. They are worthy.