Saturday, January 30, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 329: You're not doing it right #21

SH: What are you doing?

Me: What do you mean? I'm scooping the litter box.

Oh like you wanted to see a photo of the cat box? Morocco, again.

SH: But that's not the right way to do it!

Me: What? How on earth can there be a right or a wrong way to scoop poop?

SH: That's not how I do it!

Me: So?

SH: You're doing it wrong!

Me: First, just because it's not your way does not mean it's wrong. Second, do you want to be in charge of cleaning the box? Then shut up.


Melissa said...

If it were me, I'd let him show me his technique, and then the next time "because I'm not sure I understand," I'd let him clean the litter box again. After all, he's right, yes? ;)

Laura(southernxyl) said...

How many times, in the course of human history, has that conversation been had?

My husband came within an ace of being the sole dish washer for that very reason.