SH: Maybe tonight we can [wxyz].
Me: Only if you promise to pick at least two fights about politics. You know how much I love that. And some farts. You have to promise to fart. Those are so sexy.
SH: One of these days you'll be browbeaten into submission. The weight of my arguments will be too much for you to resist.
Me [taking notes]
SH: That's going into your blog, isn't it?
SH: Oh good grief.
SH: Are we going out to eat tonight?
Me: Let's go tomorrow night.
Me: Because I have to take a shower tomorrow night for church.
SH: So you're not going to shower today?
Me: I wasn't planning on it.
SH: But what about [wxyz]?
Me: I guess I could wash the strategic areas.