SH: I moved those boxes so the plumber can get to the [whatever to TV the lines to see why our basement flooded in June when our neighbors' basements did not].
Me: Thanks, sweetie. Your one weekend chore is done. Relax.
Random photo from when we were in London last fall.
SH: Guess what I found in some of the boxes? Calendars from 1990!
Me: What did you do with them?
SH: Left them in the box.
Me: Why didn't you throw them away?
SH: Because then I would have had to go through the entire box and sort it out and I didn't have time for that project.
Me: No you wouldn't. You could have just thrown away the calendars and been done. Sheesh.
SH: Nope. Besides, throwing things away was not in the scope of this chore.