SH: But you don't even eat the pretzel roll with the brat.
More of David and Pat's Rome. They're smoking! Oh no!
SH: That's the purpose of a pretzel roll!
Me: No it's not.
SH: Yes it is!
Me: Then why is it called a pretzel roll and not a brat roll?
SH is stunned into silence. Ha.
Me: The purpose of a pretzel roll is to be eaten.
SH: WITH a brat.
Me: I like to eat mine separately. So I can enjoy the flavors better. Leave me alone.