At my friend Dawn's surprise birthday party, at her mom and dad's house. SH kept asking me, "Do you think they'll have the game on? Will I be able to watch the game?"
Of course the game was on. This is Wisconsin.
With 1:47 left to play. The game is tied.
Dawn's mom: I better get out my Packer rosary.
Me: You have a Packer rosary?
DM: Of course!
Me: Is God a Packer's fan*?
DM: Oh you betcha.**
Me: Then why is he putting us through this agony?
DM: Because he gives us free will.
The Cardinals set up to try a field goal.
Dawn: Mom! You better start praying!
* Maybe he isn't. 51-45 OT.
** OK not really but doesn't that sound more authentic than, "Yes, he is."