Sunday, February 28, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 240: What is breakfast?

SH: I'm trying to decide what to have for breakfast.

Me: I'm having pizza.*

Janet and Marty photo.

SH: That's not breakfast food.

Me: So what?

SH: It's not the right thing to do.

Me: How old are you?

SH: But it's important to do the Right Thing.

Me: Oh for pete's sake. Who cares? If you want pizza, eat pizza.

SH: I'm going to have a donut. They're breakfast food.

Me: Oh that's way more nutritious than pizza.

* We (=I) made the deep dish pizza in the latest issue of Cooks' Illustrated last night.


Jan said...

You should have put the donut on the pizza. Then both of you would have had a good breakfast.

*shrugs* Worked for me.

Mark said...

Any leftover can be eaten as breakfast!!!!