SH: I'm trying to decide what to have for breakfast.
Me: I'm having pizza.*
Janet and Marty photo.
SH: That's not breakfast food.
Me: So what?
SH: It's not the right thing to do.
Me: How old are you?
SH: But it's important to do the Right Thing.
Me: Oh for pete's sake. Who cares? If you want pizza, eat pizza.
SH: I'm going to have a donut. They're breakfast food.
Me: Oh that's way more nutritious than pizza.
* We (=I) made the deep dish pizza in the latest issue of Cooks' Illustrated last night.