Sunday, February 28, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 240: What is breakfast?

SH: I'm trying to decide what to have for breakfast.

Me: I'm having pizza.*

Janet and Marty photo.

SH: That's not breakfast food.

Me: So what?

SH: It's not the right thing to do.

Me: How old are you?

SH: But it's important to do the Right Thing.

Me: Oh for pete's sake. Who cares? If you want pizza, eat pizza.

SH: I'm going to have a donut. They're breakfast food.

Me: Oh that's way more nutritious than pizza.


* We (=I) made the deep dish pizza in the latest issue of Cooks' Illustrated last night.

2 comments:

Jan said...

You should have put the donut on the pizza. Then both of you would have had a good breakfast.

*shrugs* Worked for me.

Mark said...

Any leftover can be eaten as breakfast!!!!