Leftover buttery cinnamon rolls we made for Christmas.
Me: Look what I found in the freezer.
Me: I forgot they were there. We didn't even wrap them.
SH: It was right before we left for your mom's. When should we eat these? This weekend?
SH: But what about Lent?
Me: These are breakfast food.
SH: Do I get the bigger one? Usually you let me have the bigger piece.
Me: Not this time, buddy. Here. Let me have it.
Me: Give me it!
Me: Give me!
SH: I thought you loved me.
Me: Not that much.