Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 383: Dumpster diving

SH: These [bargain table] donuts are not very good.

Me: I know. Maybe you should just throw them away.

Marrakesh. Les sandwitches.

Me: No. Take them out of the box.

SH: What? Why?

Me: Take them out of the box and put them straight into the trash.

SH: You wouldn't take donuts out of the trash and eat them.

Me: [nothing]

SH: Would you?

Me: Maybe.


Jan said...

I'm PMSing and they're in the box? HELL YEAH.

I'm not proud of that, but, well...

Class factotum said...

Jan. What if you're not PMSing? And they are out of the box?

Then what?