Me: I'm falling apart. You married an old woman.
SH: I should have married someone young and fertile.
Me: Why didn't you? You had plenty of chances.
SH: Because the wxyz was good. And you were smart.
Me: But you could have had that with a young chick.
SH: You were a project, but not like rescuing a woman who's insane. I thought I could rescue you from being conservative.
Me: But if you had married a young liberal, your parents would have been happy.*
* Hahahahaha. Yeah, right.