Sunday, February 28, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 391: It's too late

Me: I'm falling apart. You married an old woman.

SH: I should have married someone young and fertile.

Me: Why didn't you? You had plenty of chances.

SH: Because the wxyz was good. And you were smart.

Me: But you could have had that with a young chick.

SH: You were a project, but not like rescuing a woman who's insane. I thought I could rescue you from being conservative.

Me: But if you had married a young liberal, your parents would have been happy.*

* Hahahahaha. Yeah, right.

1 comment:

TosaGuy said...

liberals have always been delusional regarding the self-perceived power of their ideology on the wise.