Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 399: Putting on the ritz

After SH has taken a shower before going out to a smokey bar that will make his clothes reek of cigarettes.

SH: It's important to be clean to put on stinky clothes.*


Me: Why bother to shower at all to go to the bar?

SH: It feels better to be clean.

Me: Then why not shower in the morning and be clean all day long?

SH: That's not important.

* He wears the same smokey jeans and t-shirt a few times in a row.

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