Sunday, February 21, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 878: Wishful thinking

Me: Until I met you, I never mixed leftovers in tupperware containers.

SH: Why not?

Me: I never thought of it. But it's a good idea.

SH: The next things I'm going to hear you say are, "Until I met you, I wasn't a liberal and I didn't like having fingers stuck in my bellybutton."

Me: Yeah. Don't hold your breath on those.

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