The difference between youth and middle age
Me: Let's [wxyz]!
SH: Not here in my office! I'd have to re-arrange things! No! Don't touch my desk!
Me: You are such a fussbudget. Honestly!
SH: Hey! You blogged about that?
Me: You know that everything is material.
SH: But you know that's where I work and I can't work if everything isn't in order.