SH: Why don't you wait to do the laundry until we get back? I already told you that's the best way.* You should do it my way.
Me: [traditional gesture of disagreement]
SH: You don't like it when I try to micromanage how you run the house. Why not?
Me: Go away.
* SH thinks that because we will be gone for a few days that I should skip washing the sheets, which I usually do on Thursday, and just wait until next week, but I don't like how the sheets get stretched out after a week.