SH: I think someone might be poaching our internet. I'm going to change the password.
SH: You know what it was before, right?
SH: Yeah. Can you guess what I'm going to change it to?
Me: Oh for pete's sake. You are not.
SH: It's the perfect password.
PS Yes, I know I am giving out password information online, but I am assuming that my readers who know where I live are not going to bother to sit in my driveway just to poach my internet after guessing what SH is changing it to.