SH: I need more spare time.
Me: I could get Dr B to write you a note [so you don't have to do that thing I can't talk about here].
SH: He already gave me an infection.*
Me: Well then wouldn't the note make up for that?
* No, he didn't. SH's leg probably got infected because we used a seam ripper from my sewing box to remove the stitches.