I send an email to SH asking him to cancel the group legal plan.
SH: You're nagging me. You're not supposed to nag me until I get back from my trip.
SH: To cancel that legal plan.
Me: What? It's so hard? Just send an email to your HR lady.
SH: That might not be the right way to do it.
Me: So? If it isn't, she'll tell you. What do you have to lose by sending an email?
SH: I think I have to log into the employee portal and do it there.
Me: Why can't you just send an email? That way, if there's anything you have to sign, she can mail it to you and it will be here when you get back.
SH: I don't think that's the right thing to do.
Me: Oh Lord.