Sunday, April 04, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 234: The other white meat

At the meat class at Bolzano's last night:

Me: Oh! Let's get some guanaciale, too.

I didn't even tear the fat off this before I ate it. Am I no longer a bad bacon eater?

SH: OK.

Me: More! It's Ilene's 40th birthday. We can send it to her as a present.

SH: Oh yeah!

Me: And some Paletilla Hungara.

SH: What! We can't send this to her. She's not eating pork any more.

Me: Crap. Oh well. More for us.

SH: We could send it anyhow to tempt her.

Me: That is mean.

2 comments:

Gary said...

We need to check this place out!

(The fat is the best part, and its really good for you. The doctors don't know what they are talking about)

Bohemiandoc said...

Oh... that looks so good. Consider it my birthday present that you enjoy it!