Me: Stop it!
SH: What? I'm not touching it [my belly button].
Me: For every time you do [try to get to my belly button], I am adding a day to the date you are allowed to touch it.* You're up to 49 years, eight months and 13 days now.
SH: You can't change the bellybutton rules!
Me: Yes I can. My body, my choice.
SH: Does that mean you're pro-choice?
Me: When it comes to my bellybutton, yes.
SH: By the time 50 years comes up, you're going to have forgotten about those [penalty] days.
* I told SH he could put his finger in my belly button on our 50th anniversary.