SH: Now I have to do chores at two houses.
Me: What's the other one?
SH: My parents'.
Me: No. The other one beside your parents'.
Me: What chores do you have to do here?*
SH: I have to re-caulk the bathtub.
Me: No you don't. I would do it but you don't want me to do it.
SH: Because you wouldn't do it right.
* I do the cooking and cleaning and yardwork.
** Again, I point out that I owned my house in Memphis for eight years and did all maintenance on that house except electrical stuff,*** including re-caulking the tub. I also repaired the attic fan, replaced two broken windows, and did that thing with fuses when the power goes out.
*** My boyfriend John did some things for me, like install a motion-sensor light on the front porch. He was great.