Me: I got a safe deposit box today.
SH [on phone from Boston]: OK.
Me: So that's done. I put the wills in there.
Me: Um. Yeah. That's why we needed the safe deposit box.
SH: Where did you get the copies?
Me: I made them. Duh.
SH: On my copier?
SH: Oh no! Oh no!
SH: What if you didn't do it right?
Me: How hard is it to lay a piece of paper on the glass and press 'copy?'
SH: You didn't do them on the laser printer?
Me: What? I didn't even know that made copies. I did them on the fax.
SH: Oh no! No! Oh no!
Me: What's the big deal?
SH: But you used all the Good Toner!
Me: I asked if I should just copy them at the library and you said it would be cheaper to do them at home.
SH: ON THE LASER PRINTER! Why didn't you just wait for me?
Me: Because I wanted to get it done.
SH: But you used the GOOD TONER! It's EXPENSIVE!!
Me: Oh for pete's sake. How much does it cost in beer units?