Monday, April 05, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 692: We don't share an email address either

SH: What are you doing?

Me: Duh. Throwing my junk mail into the recycling.

SH: But I didn't get to look at it. You didn't even open it.*

Me: So what? It's addressed to me.

SH: But it came to our house. I get to look at it.

Me: Leave me alone. I get to make the decisions about my own mail.

* SH opens and seriously considers every single piece of mail he gets, including the letter from the Hospice Institute. And then he complains that he has no free time.

1 comment:

Jeff Abbott said...

I am with you on this one, Madame Factotum.