Me: Do you want me to make you a [grilled cheese and proscuitto] sandwich?
Me: Are you going to get out of the way or should I just watch while you do it?
SH: You do it.
Me: Are you going to let me cut the bread?
SH: Yes. Wait.
Me: You don't like how I cut it?
SH: No, but you don't cut it straight.