SH: Why don't you want to walk to the restaurant [a mile from our house]?
Me: Because the only shoes I have for that kind of walking are my tennies and my hiking boots and I don't want to wear those.
SH: It's not like it's a fancy restaurant. Why do you care?
Me: I refuse to wear tennies with jeans. I am not 70. Tennies are for the gym.
SH: What if I carry your cute shoes so you can wear the comfortable ones and change once we get there?
Me: I don't want to walk. It's inefficient.
SH: You are so lazy.
Me: I know.