SH: Will you play an actual game with me?
Me: What's in it for me?*
SH: I dunno. What do you want?
Me: The rest of the weekend free of any political discussion.
Me: I mean it.
* I don't care if we just hit the ball around, but SH is all, We have to keep score! We have to compete! I thought he was a liberal, everyone's special, there are no winners or losers guy, but maybe that's just for other people.