SH: Are you going to cut the brownies now?
SH: To keep you from eating them?
SH: Are you going to wait until just before they get here?
SH: That won't keep me from cutting out a corner.
Me: Please don't.
SH: Because it will dry?
SH: Then why?
Me: Because it will create an open edge.
SH: And you won't be able to resist?
SH: But I want a brownie now!
Me: You can have one later.
SH: A brownie delayed is a brownie denied.
Me: No it's not. Eat a cookie instead.