Me: This is so gross. I can't get the tub clean.
Me: It's all sticky! I can't get the soap scum off. This cleaner isn't working.
SH: But it's environmentally responsible! I got it at Menards.
Me: It's crap. It doesn't work. I want Ajax.
SH: But that's harsh.
Me: It will get the tub clean.
SH: That's so irresponsible.