SH: Fine. When we're old, I'll just trade you in for a younger model.
Me: Good luck with that.
SH: Isn't old sexy?
Me: Old and rich is sexy. Young, ugly and rich is sexy. Plain old is not.
SH: Is that why you went to Paris with Gomez?*
Me: Yup. I was an idiot. But when you're old, you'll still be sexy to me.
* The Moroccan millionaire.