Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 499: For better or for sports

SH: The "Utah Jazz" sounds stupid.

Me: Uh-huh.

SH: You know why they're called that, don't you?

Me: No. And I don't care.

SH: It's because--

Me: I said I don't care.

SH: But you have to know.

Me: I don't want to know.

SH: I have to tell you!

Me: Stop. I don't. Want. To. Know.

SH: Because they used to be in New Orleans!

Me: I don't care!

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