Monday, May 17, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 562: You're not doing it right, part The Lawn

SH: I think I know why the lawn gets raggedy in patches.

Me [remove earbuds and stop mowing]: What?

SH: I know why the lawn has those uneven patches.

Me: And why is that?

SH: Because of the way you mow, pulling the [reel] mower back and then pushing it forward again.

Me [Stare of Death]

SH: But I guess I don't really care as long as I am not the one having to mow.

Me: I guess not.

2 comments:

Heather Griffith Brewer said...

SH was wise to zip it.

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Really! Talk about looking a gift horse...