Friday, May 28, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 917: More almond M&Ms for me

SH: That smells good.

Me: Banana nut muffins.

SH: Yuck. Nuts.

Me: You don't have to eat them.

SH: Wait. Bananas and nuts are about the same on the food hierarchy, so the nuts can't make the muffins any worse. But chocolate outranks nuts, so all nuts can do to chocolate is make it worse.

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