Saturday, June 26, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 491: Razor burn

SH: It's OK if I don't shave, isn't it? I have to shave tomorrow [before he goes to Summerfest and the Tom Petty concert].

Me: No! I don't want to kiss you and be scratched.

SH: But then I'll have to shave twice in 24 hours.

Me: I don't care if you shave tomorrow.

SH: But I can't go to Summerfest without shaving.

Me: So it's important to shave to be around a big crowd of drunk people but not important to shave for me?

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