Thursday, June 24, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 901: Five servings

SH: Would you cut up a pear for me?

Me: Can't you do it?


SH: No! You always do it for me.

Me: Oh for pete's sake. Regardez and learn [as I cut the darn pear].

SH: Why do I need to know how to cut a pear?

Me: What if I die?

SH: I won't eat fruit.

4 comments:

LPC said...

Aw. Now that is love.

Anonymous Mother said...

From your own tree?

Class factotum said...

Thanks, L. I guess I do need to make sure he is dependent on my so he doesn't try to cash me in for the 401Ks that I brought to the marriage.

Mom, these are store bought pears. Ours won't be ready until August.

Michaela said...

Dear oh dear, they (men) are such babies, arent they? xxoo