Me: Are you ready?
SH: Yes. We're going.
I turn off my computer, get my purse, put on my sunglasses. And wait. And wait. And wait.
SH is still upstairs, where I thought he went just to get his keys and wallet.
Me [shouting up the stairs]: I thought you said we were going!
SH: I'm just finishing up some work.
Me: Oh good grief. You need to tell me if it's CF going or SH going.