SH: These mosquito bites are itching.
Me: Do you want some calamine lotion?
SH: I don't know. Maybe.* Do we have any?
Me: I think so.
Me: Somewhere in that bin [under the bathroom sink where I keep all the medical supplies].
SH: I'm not going to rummage through that.
Me: Why not?
SH: I don't know what it looks like.
Me: It's in a bottle. It's pink. It says "calamine lotion" on it.
SH: If you're not going to get it for me, I'll just whine instead.
* "Maybe" is as close as SH gets to "yes" on this sort of question.