Thursday, July 15, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 392: My People Do Not Waste

SH: Have them change the oil while the car is in the shop.

Me: But I didn't give them the oil in the basement [that SH gets on sale and is a lot cheaper than using the garage's oil].

Waiters at Cafe du Monde in New Orleans texting and ignoring customers and tables that need to be bussed.

SH: It's only $25 extra for their oil.

Me: Why don't I just take it back next week with your oil?

SH: It's only $25 extra. It's not worth it.

Me: It's worth it to me.

SH: You have to drive down there and wait. To save $25? No.

Me: It's TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS! That's a casual meal out. Or a pedicure and brow waxing at the beauty school.

SH: Oh just pay it.

Me: This from the man who sends in the $2 rebates to Menards.

1 comment:

Heather said...

LOL!! Very funny!