SH [as we are working in the yard]: Hey! There's a dead mouse!
Me: Wow. Laverne is good.
SH: Do you want it in the compost?
SH: What are you going to do with it?
SH: Well you can't leave it here.
Me: Put it in the trash.
SH: Why me?
Me: Because taking care of dead rodents is man's work.