On the ferry from Bayfield to Madeline Island.
Me: That guy has got to be a liberal.
Edward, the dog belonging to Bonnie and Gary's neighbor, and the stick he fetched for me to throw.
Me: He's wearing birkenstockish sandals, he's driving a Volvo, and he's smoking, even though it's against the rules. He's smoking American Spirit cigarettes.*
SH: Could be. But he's breaking the rules!
Me: The rules are for other people. I give it 90%.
SH: Are the cigarettes organic?
Me: Yes! They are! OK, 95%.
* The cigarettes that made liberals feel good about smoking again.