Me: That guy has got to be a liberal.
Edward, the dog belonging to Bonnie and Gary's neighbor, and the stick he fetched for me to throw.SH: Why?
Me: He's wearing birkenstockish sandals, he's driving a Volvo, and he's smoking, even though it's against the rules. He's smoking American Spirit cigarettes.*
SH: Could be. But he's breaking the rules!
Me: The rules are for other people. I give it 90%.
SH: Are the cigarettes organic?
Me: Yes! They are! OK, 95%.
* The cigarettes that made liberals feel good about smoking again.
2 comments:
Yes, definitely a liberal.
I know a number of conservatives who smoke American Spirits, but they wouldn't be caught dead in birkies; however they seemed to have eschewed all cars. Did these folks' Swedish Ford have some pointless bumper stickers?
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