At Bonnie and Gary's, on our way to Madeline Island.
SH: I want to go out in the kayak.
SH: Wait! Where's my swimsuit?
Me: I don't know.
SH: I didn't pack it! Why didn't you tell me?
Me: Me? I'm not in charge of your packing.
Me: Are you going to take a shower?
Me: Should I leave my shampoo in the shower?
SH: Is it that gold-digger shampoo that makes your hair brown?
SH: I don't want to use that! Why didn't you pack regular shampoo?
Me: This is what I use. You should have packed your own.
SH: But when I travel, I just use the shampoo in the hotel. You should have reminded me!
Me: I'm not the boss of you.