Sunday, July 18, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 903: Whining in stereo

SH: You would never get rid of Laverne.

Me: Oh yes I would. If your plane crashes, I am throwing away your crap in the basement without even opening the boxes and then I am giving the cats back to the crazy cat ladies.


SH: You love Laverne! And she keeps you company when I'm gone.

Me: She whines. So yes, when you're gone, she's the designated whiner. When you're home, I have to hear it in stereo.


Heather said...

Awww what a sweet looking cat. I said looking, not acting!
We had a cat like that, HAD!

Mel said...

A cat that whines? Yet another reason to not have one (sorry, SH!)