Piglets at the state fair. Eventually, they are converted to chocolate covered bacon on a stick, which is a fine way to end up.
Me: Do you like your new coffee mug?
Me: It's nice to have beautiful, high-quality things for the things you use every day.
SH: And I do use it every day.
Me: That's why I wanted the nice trash can. And a nice purse.
SH: A purse isn't the same thing. You change purses just because.
Me: Says the man who wanted a blu-ray player even though there is nothing wrong with our DVD player.
SH: That's different. The blu-ray gives me additional functionality. A purse doesn't do that.