Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 334: Engineer vs fashionista

Piglets at the state fair. Eventually, they are converted to chocolate covered bacon on a stick, which is a fine way to end up.

Me: Do you like your new coffee mug?

SH: Yes.

Me: It's nice to have beautiful, high-quality things for the things you use every day.

SH: And I do use it every day.

Me: That's why I wanted the nice trash can. And a nice purse.

SH: A purse isn't the same thing. You change purses just because.

Me: Says the man who wanted a blu-ray player even though there is nothing wrong with our DVD player.

SH: That's different. The blu-ray gives me additional functionality. A purse doesn't do that.


LPC said...

Define function, dude, define function.

Little Miss Sunshine State said...

What? Does the man really think a purse is a purse is a purse?

Sometimes I change purses in the same day.

TosaGuy said...

Chocolate covered Bacon on a stick is one of mankind's finer inventions.