Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Marriage 201, Lecture 382: The good parts

SH: You've been eating the good stuff* out of the custard!

Me: Yeah. So?

SH: You act as if that's normal!

Me: No. I act as if you should already know I've been doing that.

SH: You say that as if you would pick through the cereal to eat only the almonds. [Pause] You wouldn't do that, would you?

Me: Yes. Of course I would.

* The fudge, oreo and brownie pieces.

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