SH: Did you buy milk?
Me: No. I went to Pick and Save and they don't have the kind we want. I was going to get it tomorrow.
My mom getting corn from another on your honor cornstand.
SH: But there's not enough milk for me to have cereal and you to have [half milk, half] coffee in the morning.
Me: So don't have cereal.
SH: That's not fair!
Me: You already told me you had an apple fritter for breakfast this morning.
SH: I did that so there would be milk tomorrow.
Me: Oh baloney.
SH: OK. But what about tomorrow?
Me: Either get up before I do or have another apple fritter.
SH: I never get up before you do.
Me: Then I guess I win.